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1751, 07 Dec 19

Busted by the Fitbit

Ha!

NFL correspondent Jane Slater revealed she caught her ex-boyfriend cheating through the FitBit app when his physical activity levels spiked at 4am.

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She said: ‘An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other… didn’t hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app.’ater: ‘We synched up, motivated each other… didn’t hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app’

Slater confirmed that he ex-boyfriend was not ‘enrolled in an Orange Theory class’ that early in the morning

In case there was any confusion as to what Slater was implying, she made sure to further clarify that he was, in fact, not working out.

‘Spoiler alert: he was not enrolled in an Orange Theory class at 4am.’

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1751, 07 December 2019

1 Comment

  1. Kevin Scheunemann

    I’m for an additional fitbit switch that administers paralyzing electric shock to cheating spouses.

    Bill Clinton would be fried toast by end of the week.

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