Good for you, dude.
(CNN)A womanizing tortoise whose rampant sex life may have single-handedly saved his entire species from extinction has retired from his playboy lifestyle, returning to the wild with his mission accomplished.
Diego’s unstoppable libido was credited as a major reason for the survival of his fellow giant tortoises on Espanola, part of the Galapagos Islands, after being shipped over from San Diego zoo as part of a breeding program.When he started his campaign of promiscuity, there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island.But the desirable shell-dweller had so much sex he helped boost the population to over 2,000. The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.
Can we name him “Bill Clinton”?
@ Kevin S.
“Hunter Biden” might be a better name. Paternity test just confirmed he fathered a child with an ex-stripper. That happened between his time with his brother’s widow and his recent marriage to his current wife who is now pregnant. And he had 3 children with his first wife.
Perhaps Hunter is playing the long game to seed the next generation of Democrats.
Sounds like there are a lot of Democrats the tortoise could be named after.
Wow, you guys sure have your blinders on tight. Just look at the current occupant for the poster child of self-promoting womanizers.
Nord,
Hey, if you want to call him “Trump”, I am good with that too.
I knew I’d get your dander up to comment on this one.
k:
In the big scheme of things you are far too insignificant to get my dander up.
Trump is right up there with Bill Clinton as a womanizer and is a piker compared to Obama when you consider the seriousness of their lies.
Nord,
Spoken like a true liberal and what liberals think of us little people.
That is why we don’t want your awful ideology in control.
k:
Admitting you have small ideas and small goals is the first step in getting smarter. Congrats.
Nord,
That’s because I don’t believe in your large cult goals.
Individuals are important, not yielding more power to cult collective…and your comment is exhibit 1 why.