Oops. Now someone is really going to get fired.

But on an even scarier professional level, it appears the sudden and inexplicable bricking of your phone and laptop are also telltale signs for ESPN employees that the Worldwide Leader has culled them from the company.

ESPN-NFL senior producer Seth Markman (h/t SB Nation’s Seth Rosenthal) was the first to confirm Schefter’s mobile woes, tweeting that his devices had been deactivated as a result of his name being “accidentally” placed on the company’s termination list: